"chop chop more lesbians"

20th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from the @ feature is free haunty with 106,506 notes

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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20th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 553,694 notes

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

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19th October 2014

Chat reblogged from hello with 479,322 notes

  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

Source: pensiveoffensive

19th October 2014

Photo reblogged from (@tyleroakley) with 26,374 notes

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

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19th October 2014

Photo reblogged from rad with 956,435 notes

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19th October 2014

Photo reblogged from rad with 323,177 notes

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11th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Ellen DeGeneres Show with 7,269 notes

ellendegeneres:

Someone spilled the beans …. #ClassicJokeFriday 

11th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from mamasita with 778,881 notes

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

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11th October 2014

Post reblogged from Best In The World with 370,844 notes

anderson-hummel:

anderson-hummel:

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY

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8th October 2014

Post reblogged from wot with 97,984 notes

callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

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8th October 2014

Chat reblogged from Does anybody really know what I'm talking about? with 46,042 notes

  • Middle school me: IDK i just haven't met any guys who are my type
  • High school me: my type is female

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8th October 2014

Post reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 77,671 notes

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

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6th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 538,966 notes

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4th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 23,052 notes

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3rd October 2014

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Cate Blanchett, Zhou Xun, and Emily Blunt for Portofino, A Sparkle to the Wrist.

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